Dear Ex,

I don't think that's how you put handcuffs on anyone.

YES.

Um. I really really like this article. That is all.

I second all of this.

Yessss

But we have the best lakes and the best everything!

but women don't have wegs...

cannot unsee....

But. But. PHYSICAL BUTTONS

So you were a robot before? What made you decide to become human?

To remember dead friends, I write them letters, stick them in bottles and throw them into the river. This is the best tactic ever.

But.... WHAT IF IT WAS?????

YES. I got like a 32 on the ACT but I did really poorly in high school (to the point of almost not graduating) because I never did any work. So when colleges were like "You don't have to send in your test scores if you don't want to", I was like "No, that's my only saving grace." And then I went to community college…

So I just broke up with my boyfriend of two years and I was pretty ragged about it because of True Love and Stuff and I wrote a poem about it and almost immediately felt better, and then spent the following week sobbing through everything. Then I threw said poem in the river and now I feel like a million times better.…

WHAT. My faith in everything has been restored.

That is not true! That video was made by a corporation. Although it is infinitely more hilarious if their government did.

Seventeen has also recently run an article about coming out to your friends as gay (and what to do if your friend tells you she's gay), and in their spread about long-distance relationships they had a lesbian couple (without any special mention of them being lesbian).

But the end result is that The Homeless get jackets, amiright? And it's gonna be a cold winter. Which is a good thing! it is just poorly executed. and probably not for the Right Reasons.