so it seems like crazy people get elected to office like all the time, right? And then they are rich and it is great because senators are rich? So how can I become a crazy senator?

heyyyyy I would hazard a statement that nonsensical (and sensical! I am all for the sensical!) religious beliefs are just as important as women's health, but in a different way? And maybe they could not interfere with each other?

It probably seemed like a good idea at the time, like most bad decisions do.

yes I had them they're SO GREAT

Is Josefina seriously not a best seller? Like all my friends had a Josefina doll and I begged and begged for her for years but I got Molly instead. And then I finally bought her myself when I was fourteen, just before I stopped playing with dolls. (So expensive!)

how did this girl get a winnie the pooh laptop? I am terribly jealous

The Harrowing of the Dragon is her best book

is a funtivity an activity that is specifically fun?

Mmm... probably only one college education.

As a paranoid person, this would be the best gift.

Victorian times.

oh my goodness

"A bagel? No, that's not what I wanted. A banana? Not that, either. A drill? WHY IS THIS SO DIFFICULT???"

Hollowed out books are really easy to make! You can find instructions to make them on Instructables, and you really only need a hardcover book and an Exacto knife.

This feels really absurdist and awesome to me. It is probably not intended as such.

I don't think that's true. Because he doesn't get pedophilic until later. Team names are for who gets the girl, Bella, and since he's actually a year younger than Bella that doesn't make sense.

I guess what I am taking out of this is that corporations are good things because they create lots and lots and lots of jobs?

I really disliked WAKE (Michigan's book), but I also can't recommend anything better. I'll get back to you on that. I think TEAM HUMAN is set in Michigan, but I could be completely wrong.

FIVE-HOUR ENERGY, I KNOW YOUR REPRESENTATIVE. how could you betray me in this manner, five-hour energy

jezebel posts about emails that they receive a lot, and so do other people (like xkcd?)