I was really hoping that this article was going to focus on the dangers of dressing scantily with reasons such as "It's October, do you really want to be wearing fishnets?" but I am disappointed, as usual.

it's your lack of capital letters

it comes with a t-shirt and a plastic trophy

can we just nominate LaComtesse for commenter of the year

honestly if I were dead and communicating through a medium I would just spout a bunch of inside jokes at them and then leave when they only said platonic messages.

Winter is coming?

It really sounds like the woman who comes in with the rape victim gets the pills, not the rape victim. It's just a very poorly worded sentence, I think..

goshdarnit i really wanted one

I will do this ASAP. Thanks for the advice!

This happens to my mum a lot. When should I call 911? We can't afford to pay ambulances if it's just a migraine.

Worth it.

What why do you put the toothpaste in the medicine cabinet? You should leave it out in cases of toothbrushing emergencies.

First of all, stop listening to shitty music. Secondly, stop trying to be punk.

Harvest Cherry Maple Turkey whateverwhatever is fucking delicious. For the the record.

oh man I saw these on tumblr! THEY ARE THE BEST THINGS EVER.

DIANE DUANE IS SO COOL.

YES.

Hear, hear!

hey hey hey

FORTY-THREE PERCENT OF HOMOSEXUALS HAD MORE THAN 500 PARTNERS???