yo dawg capitals are for losers

Man I was enjoying this article as well and then we got to the part where Tracie's child didn't win and there was just this awful sinking bit in my stomach. And really, that other baby won all of the titles? Great going, judges.

But casual profanity is the best profanity!

THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRLS ARE GETTING GAY.

Buuuut she was homeschooled.

Oh dear.

How many of these tweets are from England, and they're referring to faggots as cigarettes? Or is that only a thing they do in British novels?

Dude I want to buy this and then jailbreak/root it and then distribute the contents to twelve-year-olds everywhere and become FAMOUS

i see you, nook HD

the amazon kindle is too mainstream. also, incidentally, i've had really bad experiences trying to publish a book for the kindle, and an excellent experience publishing ebooks through barnes & noble.

What Kate Middleton bottomless photos?

When I was but a little girl, my father bought me a set of computer games. One was Easy-Bake-Oven that went over the keyboard and I got to make cakes with it. The other one involved Tonka trucks and dirt landscapes. This clearly means girls are associated with ovens and boys are associated with dirt landscapes.

maybe one person just brought a lot of luggage

My mum had C. diff in 2009ish! Her treatment involved hospital things? I don't remember a lot of what happened to her, except that there were excellent bagels and excellent sandwiches at the hospital.

who are these officials? can we punch them?

hear hear

This guy is amazing. He uses the terms "young lady" and "gentleman" not-stupidly.

HEY JEZEBEL I NEED SOME ADVICE

A good friend of mine has the last name of Romney, so we were kind of excited when Romney became a presidential candidate, because she can buy t-shirts with her name on them.

I'm La-Di-Da Boo Bear. Yeah, that's right. LA-DI-DA.