Time to woefully set the giant "DAYS SINCE SOMEONE IN THE GOVERNMENT SAID SOMETHING ASININE ABOUT RAPE" sign back to 0.

THAT'S JUST BECAUSE RACHEL IS THE BEST ONE

I don't have a chik-fil-a anywhere near me and I only know them from 'Chik-fil-a is a proud sponsor of PBS Kids'. But I don't think they are anymore.

But red ones go faster.

Maybe she was corpsing?

When I was very young (seven or eight?), my parents schooled me in the Evils of Drinking. They taught me acceptable responses to asking if I wanted a drink, including "No thank you, I just brushed my teeth." They wouldn't tell me what 'drinking' actually meant, so I refused drinks and stuff at friends' houses until I…

All mine says is "When two clauses really love each other and want to stay in the same sentence together, their love makes a little comma." That's really all you need to know about me, frankly.

But all of it is so adorable! I would be a baby bear's dinner in a heartbeat if it went down like this!

I dunno, man. When I was a little girl I wouldn't touch anything that had pink on it. I loved purple though, because my character in the Bible (Lydia) was a seller of purple, so it was my own special color. I was a pretty hipster kid, though: once something got popular I decided it wasn't cool anymore. //long anecdote

I would make a good case for fall, with all the bright colors after the boring green of summer.

But... it doesn't have two s's.

I am secretly female but it totally makes sense that you mistook me for a male. It is the tusks on my walrus-face, isn't it.

THAT IS CORRECT AND YOU ARE AN AMAZING PERSON.

What I'm getting out of this is that he's like "I get to be out there in the limelight and my (partner) is at home doing all these boring normal things, and then I come home and I'm like AMERICA loves me and she's like that's great sweetie, LAUNDRY IS AWFUL."

Man I pretend I know about things a lot more than I actually do. It is probably a jerkish trait and I should stop it.

I have a Toshiba Satellite L775, which was about $400 and it handles games surprisingly well.

You'd call him Remy for short.

This is an amazing article. It made me laugh and things.

As a multi-colored gadget enthusiast, I am really excited they brought the purple one back.

So my life's dream is to become a teacher. (Also rich and famous, but that's not going to happen).