I was really hoping this would contain an actual film.

They're just, terrifying. I was like "Oh, this can't be bad," and then I clicked on it, and I can't even. fjkhdf

I am sufficiently impressed by this fellow.

A world. Debate?

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There aren't tears in my eyes.

NO. I HATE CHAIRS.

The only reason I know anything about daguerreotypes is because they were on the ACT and I got really interested in them.

I write essays for people to plagiarize and claim as their own. Damn, it's immoral, but it makes so many dollars.

Meerkat safety is always Serious Business. ALWAYS.

Does adding a z make it sexy or something?

I guess if I ever want to be popular I will have to stop shopping at Salvation Army.

Those eyes.

THAT SOUNDS AWFUL.

Wait, what? Does Mobile, Alabama really have strange liquor laws? ARE THEY STILL IN THE PROHIBITION??

Wouldn't you need more than one bottle of whiskey?

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And here I was thinking that he was cute and kind of quirky.

SCIENCE: it works, bitches.

Anastasia's a pretty big word.