It's too late. It'll always be "Bond. Phillipe Bond." to me from now on.

That sounds like the best shopping trip.

I always purchase the Disney Princess soap at the dollar store in the hopes it will turn me into a princess. It's still not working.

There's even a TVTropes page about it!

http://www.mittromney.com/s/believe-america-bumper-sticker

Not true! After doing some hardcore Googling, I scored a Mitt Romney phone sticker, and a Romney/Ryan bumper sticker. TAKE THAT, DEMOCRACY

I had this horrible gut-clenching feeling of guilt until I realized I do not flush my litterbox. But gee that's a good thing to know. I guess I will tell everyone? I will be a great hit at parties.

Dude if Romney is giving out stickers too I will totally sign up for his email listing. My computer will be so confused: Young Americans for Obama!, Fluttershy, and Romney will adorn its cover.

I am so proud of people who write Dirt Bag articles. If I tried to write one, I would just be like I'M BORED halfway through the first citation and leave. I often do such things in the middle of the articles. But they're also quite funny. So.

Yeah. I assumed they were talking about push-up bras the entire time. Bleh.

I have no idea what this sentence means but I really, really like it.

That is the best compromise. My dad wanted the password to my Facebook account so he could play the Sims Social with it. True story.

it turns out money is a pretty important thing if you want to survive in this world, especially america.

And she didn't even put them in the right order.

Hey girl, I don't believe in global warming. But I do believe in snuggles.

Mmmm... brie.

I totally don't believe that. He's a TAURUS.

I'll never be able to think of him any other way but as the villain from Jack & Bobby. I think he's probably secretly a perfectly reasonably guy but he always seems sort of slimy to me.

The beginning is clearly what happens when cats go into Catspace.

Molly was my favorite. Because she had glasses.