It might explain why they seem to put so little of their money back into developing those RPGs, though.

I guess what I meant was more: There are a ton of great Switch games. It’s pretty surprising to me that yours has been collecting dust for a year. Granted not too many really big Switch games came out in 2020, so maybe that has something to do with it.

These slideshows are basically ‘Calling Things That Aren’t Porn “Porn” Porn’.

Sells out immediately? I’ve never once had trouble getting a newly released amiibo. Is this a coastal problem or something?

Whoa. When did you get the PS4?

Well Jason, congrats on the new book. Can’t say I’m thrilled about the fact that this is an advertisement for your book masquerading as an article. I say that because of the cliffhanger ending. If this were meant to be informative, I’m guessing the excerpt wouldn’t have ended where it did.

The 2020 model looks way better than that most recent one. The May 2021 version looks like they pulled apart Mario’s face in the title screen and it didn’t quite gel back together correctly.

Please put the word “mobile” somewhere in the headline. It’s just the right thing to do.

I love Wario but I can never get the Waft to land. It seems like you have to be literally in the same space as your target. It’s like Jigglypuff’s Rest, but you can only do it every 2 minutes. Or course using it doesn’t put Wario to sleep, so there’s that.

I got it. Sorry for jumping the gun a bit there.

Nobody may have asked for it, but that doesn’t mean it hasn’t been selling extremely well. From what I’ve heard it has been. Just because it’s not for you doesn’t mean it’s bad.

Right, but depending on how far into Fungal Wastes they are, I roughly estimated 10%. Either way I was just spitballing.

Agreed, although you don’t have to fight the Mantis Lords the first time you encounter them, or maybe at all.

Give up, Riley. I think Hollow Knight isn’t for you, and that’s OK! No judgment. But if beating Hornet left a bad taste in your mouth, you’re not going to enjoy the game. I’m not even saying “git gud”. It took me a few tries to beat Hornet too, and some bosses took me many more tries! But if it’s not fun for you, then…

So in 2021 they’re remaking an 8-bit game in a faux-16-bit style…

Candi, the mouse whose eyes look like boils and eyebrows look like eyes.

Whoa, I stand corrected. Thanks!

Today also marks your last chance to play Super Mario Bros. 35, Nintendo’s stab at a Tetris 99-style online multiplayer.

Nice, thanks!

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