Former Husbands.

I'm sorry, I just think the shift of the Third Wave toward individual achievement within the existing patriarchal framework, a la Sheryl Sandberg, and away from collective advancement for our gender as a whole, has been an unmitigated disaster for everyone, especially women. You'll never see these entrepreneurs speak…

So much this. I'm reminded of a co-worker at my new job. There was a BBQ for the new faculty and I was chatting with him about the then-recent events in Ferguson. He said "Yeah it's really a shame....about those looters." Oh. You think the looters are the worst problem facing Ferguson right now? That's all I need to…

Yeah like the coworker who referred to a woman who came into the office as a 'towel head.' I think I just stared at her in disgust and thought 'okay I definitely do not like you anymore.'

Word. My house was built in 1959. Only one who can walk in my closet is the cat.

I'm 23, but I know I'm an adult because in my wardrobe I have a plastic bag with a load of plastic bags crunched up within. I will need all of them one day. Nobody can take them away from me.

My husband was also my high school sweetheart for 3 years, and back in the day he was a super prolific love letter writer - 5-8 page letters, written on scrolled paper & tied with red ribbons - they were FANTASTIC. We broke up & went our separate ways for 10 years, during which time I married another [really horrible]…

Things You Should Have In Your Closet By The Time You Are 30:

I'm sorry, did I wander into some parallel hedge fund universe where we all have walk-in closets? Were I to step into my closet I would promptly knock myself unconscious by hitting my head on the overstuffed hanging rod. When I awoke I would surely find myself covered in scattered "pliios" and "designer pima cotton…

I'm defending the One Slutty Dress. I definitely have one. It's short, tight, and backless. I would look insane in it if I lost about ten pounds— I call it my "goal dress." I also have a couple of wigs I don't wear because I can dye my hair at my job now.

Another confirmation that I will never become an adult

When I saw this headline I almost thought that it was going to be some joke about "homeless chic" or "bag lady chic" as it was called back in 2004. I always think back to the "Dereklict" line in Zoolander, which was such a great dig at the cluelessness of high fashion.

It's especially egregious if they're Christian, since the bible actually says not to tell other people about your good deeds. Yuck.

if you thought it was offensive, then you're an ass

Bet she has a black friend, too.

"Why cruel? The person to me is as dignified as anyone else!"

Amy must have cool people grabbing her boobs all the time, because she looks so jaded in that picture! If Abbi and Ilana grabbed my boobs, you know I would have my "This is the highlight of my whole month!" face on.

Honestly? I would say that most people don't encounter service animals all that often. They are much more common now, and they still aren't that common.

I'm slightly confused by what your point is? Is there one in there that I missed? She ran fast, like really fast, the fastest that anyone has run that distance before her(maybe), she set a new record(again maybe), she trains somewhere top secret with some people who are really smart, she also decided to put lipstick…

Its something about fast women wearing really tight shorts in a place called Camel City.