LassieLuddite
LassieLuddite
LassieLuddite

Not quite...he was the boss of the company, a start-up type deal, so no HR yet. I wish there was some way to warn others who are going to interview with him, but I have no idea how to do so. Hopefully they'll find out for themselves that he's not someone they want to work for.

Sure! You gotta like a guy who makes pie jokes AND talks to kitties. :) G'luck!

You seem really earnest, smart and clever and sweet. I think your profile will sail over many heads, however. You will probably attract foodies (are you open to ladies who actually eat, if you know what I mean?) The one thing that's missing is your sensuality. Don't gloss over the fact that women want to be with a

I don't think you need to worry about bumping the age range up. An age range that goes significantly below the person's age but only a few years above in age is a red flag for a lot of women, but an age range that skews older is much less of a concern. The stereotypical "cougar hunter" is a guy in his early twenties

I thoroughly enjoyed reading your profile. You sound charming and witty and slightly neurotic in a good way. :) I would not change a thing.

"I really want to introduce myself via a pie metaphor since that neatly encapsulates two of my primary concerns in life (food and overwrought rhetoric), but it feels weird to describe myself as crusty and fruity."

1. It's VERY expensive, if you're not used to paying high prices for Thai food (I'm not). That being said, I would definitely try it at least once to see if you like it. FYI: their "mild" is my "holy crap, my life is flashing before my eyes." I really enjoyed the dishes I listed in my profile (particularly the lamb

1. Don't tell women that people think you're a little boy or a middle aged man, and that weekend fun =doing laundry.

2. Say more about what you're looking for in a woman (besides someone who is within a certain age range and geographical area, and who likes men).
What would you enjoy about having someone in your life?

First, good luck! Sometimes interviewers want candidates who are passionate/excited about the role rather than looking "good on paper," so to speak, so who knows what will happen!

Nope :( Didn't want to tell you that part, lol, because it was for MY dream job. I actually was the most qualified (they told me this) but it went to someone who has a law degree. Spoiler alert: the job was for teaching English. Sigh.

Hello, kind patrons of the internet. Could I humbly ask for some OKC profile critiques? Sorry if this is an inappropriate forum for this, but seeing as how the kind of lady I'd like to spend time with intersects with the kind of ladies on Jezebel, it makes sense to me to ask for advice here rather than say, Reddit.

My walker doesn't have blue tooth, either. But it holds my eye phone just fine.

Like I said call yourself whatever you want, but if you said you were a Christian and I just assumed that meant you were an extremist or a troll, that would be on me, not on you.

Seriously, I had one like this in middle school, however after 24 hours and my trying to blow dry my hair while sitting in it, it became just a bright pink pile of plastic.

Well, I can't top that: ya got me there.

Bah! In my day we didn't have no fancy new-fangled mobility scooters. My mobility scooter is a horse. With tennis balls on its feet. You get off mah lawn too!

My walker doesn't have blue tooth.

#NotAllMillennials

Though it's true the video name on YouTube does say its inflatable...

Because you're always on our lawns! With your smarty phones and your eye pads and your fancy coffee drinks we can't pronounce. Damn whippersnappers. My walker doesn't have blue tooth!