It sounds like something you'd get at Arby's.

the world would implode if the usa won. and every american would explode with the smugness of HAHAHAHA WE DONT EVEN *CARE* ABOUT THIS SPORT AND WE'RE THE BEST!!!!*

If only I was this slim and wonderful. And wealthy. Damn.

I got the feeling it was more in reference to the fact that rumors have been going around that Jenny wasn't getting her contract renewed by ABC for next season either way, so her saying "If Sherri goes, I go too" comes off like she had a choice in the matter. I could be wrong however.

I guess it's the fact Sherri is playing it off likes she's leaving voluntarily and Jenny is acting like she's leaving in solidarity with with her when they're both just getting the axe because no one can stand them. I agree they do sound gracious for their time on the show.

Because she's full of shit; she got fired because she sucks donkey balls and nobody likes her, she didn't leave out of sisterly solidarity to Sherri.

"The Flat Child Podcast"

I used to work with him at Best Week Ever soooo ...... (I can't hook you two up, sorry.)

Hands off Michael Che everyone, I'm working on making him my boyfriend.

why does this make me instantly think of This Is England?

"We're the new Jews in Germany," Schroeder told Rolling Stone, "except we don't wear stars."

Fine, fine, I will read the goddamn Nazi hipster article if everyone insists on talking about it all the time. BUT FIRST. Nipster? No. It sounds like a racial slur or a defunct music downloading program. The obvious term is Adolf Hipster. Why do I have to do everything myself around here? How stupid are you, Rolling…

just in case one dies, you've got an extra in the trunk

No joke, I love Bill Murray and all but that ish was not up to code! Air b n b locations and food trucks have been shut down for far less! Some dark sliver of my soul hopes that the ghostbusters helped pay for what I can only imagine was hellacious cleanup of the marshmallow innards.

Seriously! A 1980s movie would never let some jagweed like Cliven Bundy get away with decades of failing to pay for grazing rights. And I'd like to see a 1980s EPA shut down climate change deniers. Or deal with Congressional shut-downs. Not on their watch!

I like how they took care of business in 80s movies. If it were now there would be a piece of mail sent to the Ghostbusters like "Stop, K? Seriously, Stop" and when it was discovered years later that they never stopped, there would then be a very long, very protracted legal dispute which will constantly be halted by…

I don't think "OOPZ PREGNANT" is the right way to process what happened in that interview, but I thought Mila came off as a complete asshole. She's talked about immigrating from Ukraine lots of times, so that's a softball question for her. She didn't want to talk about politics, which is understandable but makes it…

oh fudge I didn't mean to do that

Let me tell you what. This happens in EVERY office building EVERYWHERE. I know, because I've been the person who gets the "Um, I think someone pooped in the elevator" calls.

There is the possibility that he is a dick and she was being rude simultaneously.