black market is my guess.

I could pull it off of someone really easily. ;)

The Assman and the Sea .

Maybe she just recently learned that her legs are supposed to go in those long fabric tubes? Pants are hard, man.

I have no problem with her tough persona as a trainer. In fact, that's what I prefer in a trainer—someone who is going to push me. I do have a problem with her slapping her face on bogus supplements and detox programs that are dubious at best and potentially harmful at worst (Jillian Michaels Thin Care Fat Burner…

I'm reasonably sure that they are talking about her triangular hips in the second photo and her baby arm in the first photo. If you look closely at the first photo, that bit of exposed stomach is literally a series of clearly straight lines done in...MS Paint or something.

My friend is trying to loose weight and bought a bunch of workout DVDs. I was asking her about them and she was like "yeah, pilates is good...so is Zumba" and then she got talking about Jillian Michaels. She has Jillian's yoga DVD and she was like "I was more stressed doing yoga with her than I was before. She is not…

Also not coming to a theater near you:

clearly youve never seen mine then .

"I know nothing about fashion and wear one outfit (jeans, black shirt) every day."

You guys, stop stealing all my outfits! Actually, I recently branched out to include dark brown and dark blue shirts. Living on the edge!

I think they took an iPhone picture of the alien feathered serpent that's running their design and marketing departments, then crudely photoshopped some poor human's face, neck and arms where the feathery snake head should be.

I love how they tragically mutilate this models body via photoshop but in the top frame, with the black dress, they leave that little pinch of pre-armpit fat above her boob.

As a graphic designer, I'm appalled. As a female, I am like, totes jealous of that waist gap.

It's a $15.00 dress I am sure some kid at FIT did the photoshop for free on the first day of his internship at some hell hole hooker dress shop at 35th & broadway. He's a genius and because of his shotty work they will probably sell 50 more dresses from this post. Hooker dress shop is winning!

She looks like she's about to pull her human-mask off to reveal the horrible monster that lurks beneath it.

All that comes to mind.

"FIXED!"

I know nothing about fashion and wear one outfit (jeans, black shirt) every day