LassieLuddite
LassieLuddite
LassieLuddite

so, are people just majorly infatuated with her accent or something?

I'm always astounded by the big financial transactions & deals that are sealed by verbal agreement between Muslims I know—no written document to look back on for details, just a promise to keep your word.

can they magically be low-cost, too?

I'm at work and that image froze on my screen! >_<

or they shaved them off. I knew someone who did that, and refused to be seen by anyone before she had time to put her "face" on. Refused to go anywhere lacking a full-size mirror

like "Spike" in OITNB?

whatever, NYT—I happen to like my neat'n'trim '90s-inspired eyebrows, and you telling me I shouldn't just so you can hock more face merkins isn't going to change that #typicalninetieschild

who the hell writes that on a restaurant review, though?

everything deep and frustrating aside, can we at least agree that it had absolutely nothing to do with the restaurant, itself? Douchy bros can meet/pick up chicks in a variety of places, not just this restaurant.

turkey basters?

sometimes you've just got to swallow your pride and admit that not all musicians are cut out to be live performance artists

sounds like a seriously bad troll to me ;p

she's a truly gifted artist, but if she's so impossible with live performances, maybe she should just stick to the recording studio?

is it too late to win all of Ben Stine's money? Clearly he's not fit to be in possession of it now

I hope you had a spare change of clothes with you...