what do you thin it would take to be proven worthy of partying with them? Is human sacrifice on the table?

Conchita Wurst is a female character portrayed by the male performer Thomas Neuwirth.

she's very pretty, but a yawn personified

imho, there's a big difference between the screaming, pink blobs of life that emerge from out of the vagina (or a bit above for c-sections), and the humanoid creatures they evolve into in the next few months. When they're not crying/upset, you can communicate with pre-walking/talking babies a little like you might a…

sociolinguists are going to have a field day with the twin-speak language those two will create, no doubt

I was thinking the exact same thing about Wedding Crashers—it really did seem eerily natural for him.

I spent the last ten minutes looking for the perfect gif, and see I got beat to the punch! "She knows she's a winner/she couldn't be thinner/so she goes in the bathroom/and vomits up dinner."

BAM!!!!!!

"She knows she's a winner/She couldn't be thinner/So she goes to the bathroom/and vomits up dinner..."

<3 Lukas Haas! Still too cool to be mine?

coulda sworn Amber Benson partied up with the Posse some pre-Buffy—am I imagining that?

damn, beat me to it! I was literally going to say exactly that.

imho, this is the psychology behind those who don't earn that much more than minimum wage and are against increasing it: they haven't got a lot going for them in life, but they feel better knowing how much worse some others have it, and with less of a distance to the untouchables beneath them, how will they ever be…

Jess is wonderful, but still very, very young. Give her a couple decades of experience under her belt, and she will dominate everything she touches in media. For now, Wilmore's a great pick to replace Colbert.

that actually happened to me when I lived in a studio apartment above my landlord's garage. He'd occasionally go down there and smoke up a huge bowl, and it'd all come up through the vents and make my room smell like a major pot pad. One time he did it while my parents were visiting. They could tell that it suddenly…

Janice was nursing a three-year old grudge (god that sounds weird as I write it!) towards Regina who dumped her as a best friend, and made her life hell for trying to figure out why. In a way, her immature/mean reaction made her a more believable teenager. I'm a bit more puzzled as to why Damian was so into it. Was…

"grew up?" Wasn't he already like 25 at the time? Sizzlin' both then and now, all the same!

were they boys, girls, or both?

I'd argue the problem is one of entitlement by preppy "leaders" in campus society at many elite colleges who think they can get away with whatever they want, due to a mix of having the right connections/$ on entering and the smarts to cover their tracks, maximize social leverage and drop wicked persuasive arguments…

can his/her cousin in Wales be named Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaug in exchange?