^^^ and this, girls and boys, is a friendly reminder of why we shouldn't randomly go off our meds for too long unsupervised

"You talk like that when your parents can hear you, yeah? Well, they will tonight!"

at very least, the boys who joked that Mrs. Smith should give Birthday Boy a lap dance should get some quality time in the dean's office after class, rather than being taken up on their suggestion

damn! Beat me to it!

are you a dinosaur made an immortal sex symbol by Jurassic Park? Meg?

What are you, Frank, a girly drink drunk?

Ey McCloud! Get offa my ewe!

with train barf, when we were feeling brave late on a Friday night, my friends and I would guess the details of what it was the first time around. It pays to be easily amused

reminds me of the phantom shitter at my college. I'm very glad not to have stumbled upon his (there were several suspects, and all male), but my friend did, in the laundry room in our basement. I washed clothes at the laundromat in town all year after that.

any and all things (people?) that go down on the Moscow metro...

to some extent at least, I was under the impression that allowances weren't just compensation for chores, but as a chance for kids to start learning how to manage their own money, yeah?

per month, I presume?

I guess I was pretty spoiled in that my mom really liked Clarissa Explains It All, so for me to be forbid from watching it would mean she wasn't able to, either. Same with The Simpsons for both parents :)

sometimes the smell of blood is just too enticing for them to resist, even when they know full well that it's prohibited and worthy of punishment. My best friend's dog is extremely well-behaved, and trained not to go through doors unless invited (canine vampire?), but she apparently couldn't help herself from sampling…

perhaps Pooches is somehow anemic, and can't resist the concentrated iron source? Or he/she just finds the smell fascinating on instinct?

perhaps you can keep one in for 12 hours at a time. If I'm in heavy clot-mode, the pressure that builds up when it's full can cause excruciating pain.

the average western world woman is still way more comfortable and socially accepting of this particular body function than those in, say, rural Nepal. Not to bear down on you personally, but I'm a little tired of people saying Western women are more repressed and out of sync with our natural order. At its logical…

I keep trying to get used to my rubber cup, but it tends to feel awkward and painful when it gets too full, plus occasionally leaks. This article reminds me that I should try again next month and hope for better luck...

except that violence against gays is a real problem in many parts of the US. Also, gay prisoners may be kept away from the wrath of their hetero counterparts, but what's to keep homophobic guards from being especially brutal/neglectful towards inmates in an all-gay prison?

well, aren't we clever?