HI YEAH WELL THE DUDE I’M CURRENTLY GOING TO THE BONE ZONE W IS RELATED TO MARTHA AND I JUST REALLY NEEDED TO SHARE THIS INFORMATION BECAUSE I THINK IT IS SUPER COOL

It would be tough, but not impossible! I met some vegetarians along the way. Beijing would be the easiest place to find great meals, as there are a lot of delicious vegetarian noodle and tofu dishes. Mongolia would be the toughest place (especially in the summer, when many meals center around the meat they’ve…

IME if you get something super intense and super matte you have more wiggle room because you can buff it out into a sheer wash of color, with or without a gloss on top, or you can wear it as an intense look. When I turn people on to orange lipstick, which I do a lot, I usually start them out with something matte and…

“Yes, I wear makeup, here it is, on my face.”

Thanks, mom.

What a fascinating trip for the reader! Thank you.

here for all these jokes

I'm 26 and I have these. Oh - and they're super-black. :|

I am seriously struggling with the notion that anyone can manage to survive to adulthood, let alone become somewhat important to a corporation and still not be able to turn their sandwich over should they desire to bite into the various parts in a specific sequence.

This is fucking excellent, pro-level trolling.

Don’t forget, in the 1980s and through the 1990s, large portions of the country firmly believed that there were multiple Satanic cults that abused and sacrificed children on large scales.

I check Millihelen incessantly, just so that I don’t miss these posts. I think I’m going to try Beauteque or GlossyBox...or BOTH! I love these reviews so much!

Birchbox Man has served this tomboy well!

It’s Clinique Bonus days at Belk and when I went to the store (as opposed to online) they were so grateful they gave me double the bonus items. Bought 3 almost powders, and a Happy (I like it, sue me) and got FOUR full size chubby sticks for eyes, and BOTH the nude and pink sample bags with travel and full size…

I AM SO ADDICTED TO THESE STUPID BOXES AND I WANT THAT KLOVERBOX BUT I ALREADY GET THE AMORENATURALS AND THE PETITE VOIR. AND I GOT THE EXTRA PETIT VOIR BOX THAT THEY HAD THIS MONTH.

If you’re a male and spending more than $25 for a haircut, you are doing it very wrong! Also, your barber should also be your drug dealer.

“hurrr durrr i luv babbys”

Interestingly enough, $125.00 is also the amount Jeb Bush thinks we should be spending on women’s health issues.