But heaven forbid gays adopt right ?

Is she using her voice, or signal-boosting the voices of others? (I know the answer to this question. Do you?)

But what did you do with the gifts?

I did. We are good now. He gets it.

Jesus Christ, if we require women to sign a waiver before getting an abortion, things jackasses can fill out a two page form to be exempt from birth control.

and then Notre Dame would almost surely appeal to the Supreme Court again. This thing could ping-pong back and forth forever, and what fun that would be

Looks like what that shows is that not as many people trust Fox, but the ones who do are very loyal. If you add together "a lot" and "somewhat," Fox is at 55, where NBC gets 60, ABC gets 64, and local TV news gets 71 percent. (Which worries me because every time I turn on local TV news it seems to be trying to scare…

OOH! What was Washington's unanswered follow-up question? "Can Liv eat chips instead of popcorn?" "Can I spill something on this jacket?" "Is it possible that Olivia might accidentally shoot Fitz in the knee?" "Can Jake never again wear clothes?"

I'm recently divorced and living alone for the first time ever. It's AMAZING. My ex husband was super critical and I am experiencing freedom like I've never known.

Yes. That's precisely what I said. Now if you will excuse me, I believe my organic hemlock and digitalis tea is boiling over. I need to sip it while applying my poison sumac and faeces mud mask.

Let's start a campaign!

I feel like your story is more effective at putting people off microbeads than facts about environmental impact.

Haha, but no, I bought microbeads. They got stuck in my butthole every time I showered (shudders). I actually had to beg a friend for bar soap after explaining to him in graphic detail how bad showers were becoming.

You bought anal beads, not microbeads. :(

Thanks for listening to commenters! I was the one that asked for a "What's up with..." on microbeads! I feel famous!