If you read the language of the bill, which I am sure you did not, you'd see that affirmative consent is not necessarily defined as "affirmative verbal consent." It's defined as "an affirmative, conscious and voluntary agreement" by both parties to engage in sexual activity. Consent can be nonverbal; California…

FIRST: my previous statement that you are the weird sex beat charizard...still holds.

Klum: "Can't play Jenga with fistbumps. Told ya."

"So I borrowed this Jenga set from the CDC's lobby...what's the big deal, Howie?!"

That little dog just trust-leaped his way into my heart. The owner just trust-caught his way into my pants.

Probably my face.

I don't know. We had to do an assignment when I was in sixth grade where we came up with positive adjectives to describe ourselves for every letter in our name and then hang the lists from the ceiling for parent-teacher night.

It has garnered a lot of attention in many other spaces besides Jezebel. I understand that you haven't seen it, but it's absolutely out there.

From her accent I'd say she is either from Birmingham or the Black Country (probably Dudley) in the UK and she definitely says "fookin' hell".

Long, purple, misshapen grapes. No, seriously. The beef and potato is served with not one, but two different types of super sweet mutant grapes.

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

I get the feeling that the ass slap at the end might not have been in the choreography either. Maybe I'm projecting but doesn't Minaj have a "WTF" look on her face just at the end?

if I may offer an opinion, he did it too aggressively for this to work. She didn't look into it because she was worried about her balance, and he looked like the jerk on the dance floor copping too many feels.

You just wrote Sean Hannity's show for tonight. Kudos

He shot himself in the back without a gun! No wait, he shot himself in the chest without a gun, while his hands were cuffed behind his back! But no, he had a third arm we just didn't know what to do with because there are only two cuffs! No wait, he stole an officer's gun and held a white child hostage! Actually, he…

Everybody in this life has his or her personal line that cannot be crossed. I want you to ask yourself what your line is.

Eh, the best I could do was either Stalin-guini or The Trail of Tiramisu.

I am still morally opposed to it. Were I living in Salem, MA between the years of 1692 and 1693, I would make "molding a pat of batter into a beehive" one of the criteria for being labeled a witch.

Well, first of all, I looked at the picture again and realized that the butter is that blurry thing on the side that looks like a beehive and not the things on top of the bread. So, that's my fault. BUT, I still don't understand it for the reasons you've described. Butter is already difficult to do shit with, why turn…

This tweet.