I’ve never had my blood glucose checked (I don’t know if there has been no reason, or if the ball has just been dropped). My cholesterol, blood pressure, etc. are all consistently really good, so maybe that’s why? I do want to lose weight and gym + moderately healthy eating are not super effective. I work with a…

Hey, I have PCOS and have been recommended a low carb diet. Any recommended resources that deal specifically with eating for PCOS? I saw a dietitian and she was crazy unhelpful.

It’s a genital adornment for special occasions, duh.

I heard him on the radio BEFORE they did their Flashback Friday at 9! It was like 8:54 and apparently he was just too relevant to today to wait another 6 minutes.

It wouldn’t have the same concentration of fluoride as a whitening product.

I just saw him do stand-up this past weekend and the camera crew was NOT doing a good job. I needed them to zoom in so I could see the adorable faces he makes when he tells particularly ridiculous jokes!

I’m allergic to one of the ingredients (my dentist posited that it might be the fluoride) and I reaaaaaally want to whiten, but it makes me hella sick. I got in-office whitening as a birthday gift one year and I swear it made no difference.

dying

Does mini loaf = nutra loaf?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I have been excitedly waiting for this post since... the last one? Now to delightedly stealth read while at work : D

Acquaintance is more accurate; we speak like once a month? I was being generous but I don’t know why.

This described my Portland friend 100%. Also on social media, she talks endlessly about her work as a behavioral therapist (for people with learning disabilities/autism). IRL, she uses the word “retard” more than I’ve ever heard anyone else use it, ever.

There’s a whole generation that doesn’t even know. My friend’s (awkwardly young) girlfriend told me about some show he’s on, an animated thing I think, the other day. I was like “Yeah, it sounds funny but I’m not a fan of MK, since he’s a rapist and all.” She was SHOCKED and then pretty much shrugged and went back to…

I forget about Rue for months at a time.

I got one too! Rue La La is a good place for Glossybox deals; they seem to have one every couple months. I usually get a 3 or 6 month deal. I just have to remember to cancel the auto-enrollment after I use my voucher this time.

Him and I both.

I’m currently eating a gently warm dill pickle, so I can also say I like strong and briny flavors. YES!

As in “okay” or “that girl is so” ?

So twice I read that as “a friend who has had an incredible dog his whole life,” and I thought the implication was that if he’d gotten a fleshlight when he was younger, he wouldn’t have had to screw the dog. I was deeply upset until I did a more accurate third read. Just wanted to share that with you.

He doesn’t look like he puts enough thought into anything to print a tshirt of his own offensive design.