Laney_Says
Laney_Says
Laney_Says

I want that tulip/stripe skirt but not enough to go through the hassle of ordering and then potentially returning it. I checked the rest of the line out recently and didn't even bother to try anything on. This confirms my feelings.

My wedding was "inexpensive," speaking relatively. Well under the $20,000. I just wanted to share that one of the caterers I looked at quoted me $4/pp for TAP WATER. Please, someone (everyone), tell me this isn't normal.

They did not. They replaced the product, but placed blame on the brands and said that the "damage" had happened before they received the products. Seeing that Birchbox packs the boxes they send out, I'm not sure how they could be so insistent that they had zero fault. It was such a weird thing, too... I've tried

I have gotten *used* products TWICE from Birchbox. Each time, there was no exterior packaging on the item. The first was a lipstick with a worn tip, and the second was an eyeshadow with a large enough pan that there was both a fingerprint and a smudge. They replaced the products but I cancelled after the second

Hahahaha, of course. My husband used to be the one who managed our finances/bills. I couldn't figure out why we never had any money. Eventually I took control and realized he was spending several hundred dollars a month on food at work. Now all the bills get dropped on my end table for me to pay, and he brings his

I'll just skip to the murder, since I think you're right.

It's my actual favorite thing. I keep my grocery list on it too, phone calls I need to make, bills to pay... Freakin' everything. And every task can have sub-tasks & notes... Each list can be shared, saved, etc. It's so good!

I live with my husband and a male roommate. I don't know which of them is doing this, but each blames the other. I'm going to murder them both.

I love making to-do lists. Normally, this doesn't impact my husband... Except that recently I downloaded Wunderlist, made him download it on his phone, and then made him his own list of chores. No more "oh, sorry I forgot to do that," because HAHA, husband — it's right on your phone! And if I think of something else

I definitely had people who'd be like "STOP EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING AND PUT ALL THE MAKEUP ON MY FACE. I WILL BUY NONE OF IT, BUT DECORATE ME ANYWAY." I worked a lot of shifts as the only person covering my counter, and sometimes jewelry + another cosmetics counter, so that was... not the best.

I used to work for Estee Lauder. If customers wanted a makeover during a slow time (weekdays/evenings, mostly) it gave me something to do. If they bought somethings), it was a bonus. Makeovers on the weekend were the actual worst, unless the customer was going to buy a bajillion dollars worth of things, because it

Also some hairstyles for short hair that don't involve every bobby pin ever made and a series of complicated braids?

Coconut Pear has become my favorite and I wish I had it at work right now.

Coconut Pear has become my favorite and I wish I had it at work right now.

That is the best goddamn story.

I used to work at Piercing Pagoda and that was the worst part of my job. I went outside and cried after the first time I pierced baby ears. I needed the job so badly and I often worked the counter alone, so I couldn't beg a co-worker to do it for me. I hate the parents who came in and saw that I was the only person

Oh girl, this is good. I'm also 5'4" and while I clocked a 19 lb loss since Thanksgiving when I weighed myself last Friday, I'm still over 200 lbs. I love your writing, your style, and that we're basically the same proportions (so I can go buy those jeans). You look fabulous and happy!

Pretty sure she just wants to be pissed off.

Just some songs he'd recorded in a friend's makeshift studio.

My husband's best friend screwed my best friend in the vineyard, and then in his car while playing a CD of HIMSELF.