I asked for no kids at my wedding. I was not having a kid friendly wedding. Evening ceremony, at a vineyard. Small. Light, fairly non-kid friendly food, no kid beverages (except water), small space. There was not room for a DJ so I made a playlist that became more and more offensive as the night went on, because…

This is actually just adorable.

I did not go on a pre-wedding diet. I wanted to look like myself in the photos, and enjoy my life as normally as possible up to the wedding.

Wanna go together and stage some sort of dramatic sit-in until she'll see us?

Well, I have a new mission in life.

Hey, I live near there. I wonder if she'd accept me as a visitor.

Tell me again how it's gay marriage that's a slippery slope?

Back when we were still friends, the girlfriend said to me once, "watch this!" and sent the guy a series of explosive, battle starting texts... just for the hell of it. They also had some super weird, gross drama where she was pregnant with twins basically as soon as they started dating, and then she had a…

Okay this one time gets an excuse because the couple who are having the baby are coming back from Korea (where he is stationed) and this is the only chance they'll have to celebrate with family/friends in the US. The only day that they could have the party is also the guy's mom's birthday, so he asked people to bring…

That sounds horrendously awkward, and like a real bummer of a meal. I mean, I'd be happy there was turkey, definitely... but not a thing to go with it? That's... not how a potluck works. If she decided other people didn't need to bring things, she probably should have made or bought them herself!

I am going to a baby shower/birthday party (separate people within the same family) this weekend. The host created a google doc and let us know that his parents, the hosts, would be ordering a selection of pizzas but asked us to bring sides and paper goods. My husband had heart surgery at the end of September and we…

I hope she gets fined all the fines. Just, all of them.

What the actual fuck? That was bad in every possible way.

I think that's cool - I buy gifts throughout the year with the intention of giving them as Christmas gifts, but then I give them to the people early as Random Wednesday gifts and wonder why I'm poor when it comes time to actually Christmas.

There is a small Christmas display adjacent to the Halloween display at my local grocery store. I don't mind the sudden onslaught of OMG FALL because my husband is having heart surgery on the 29th of this month and then will be pretty incapacitated for all of the beautiful fall weather... So if I go apple or pumpkin…

I was hoping this last season would be the end... a quick wrap up where Liv gets a baby, and puppies, and happiness, and Stabler comes back on a rainbow or something. Just no more. I can't stop watching it, because I've been watching it for most of my life and I just have to see it through - but yeah, please, take…

I saw this on the news earlier and a blonde, suburban looking mom referred to him as a "hero" and a "role model." I was at the gym and accidentally exclaimed "fuck you!"

Basically every time she enters a scene I'm like "Oh yeah, there's the battered corpse of Olivia. Wonder how they'll shatter her next."

I've been sadly hate-watching it too. The things that they did to Olivia's character seem so pointless. I don't feel like they did anything to educate the viewer; they've just been hard to watch and have tainted a show that I used to love so much. I'm so hoping that Olivia will just get to have her baby and a happy…

Yeah I literally don't understand this at all. She didn't PERPETRATE a domestic violence situation.