Thanks man. At least I'm okay enough to still write about my favourite subject. Though I do feel a little bit like a stranger to myself.

Thanks. The docs still don't know whats causing my problems. It started last Saturday, I woke up vomiting, followed with a severe migraine complicated by short-term memory loss for which I'm still having trouble with. I was found by later that evening by my housemate in an unconscious state, but wheezing and arms and…

Fact is, most of the world's taxis are either Japanese or German based brand names. But none of them will ever hold a candle to the reputation that an obscure company from Kalamazoo, Michigan had gained.

Audi, we need to sit down and a have a talk about styling... When some fuckwit kid improves the look of the the car by crashing it, you need to reflect.

Soiling complainy pants in 3, 2, ah fuck it... To be honest, I don't really care any more. I've just spent three days in my local hospital's stroke unit (as a 35 year old amnesia patient, missing a week's worth of memory) and life's too short to be worried about yet another change Mr Denton has done to Kinja. I should…

Mount Druitt is a marginalized suburb in western Sydney. If there's ever a suburb where you'll find anything from a mother of 5 walking her kids to school... drunk. Her junkie friend screaming at a lamp post. And her boyfriend who's attempting to steal cooper mains wiring, while it is live. That's Mt Druitt.

Oh yeah! Chromed of course.

NBC Philadelphia reports that the accident was caused by this...

Nanna? You're drunk!

If that's the case... What better reason to bring Michiganites to Australia? Imagine the super beer we could create?

I understand. One of my mates listens to that dead-shit Ray Hadley on AM talk back radio in Sydney. Everything Ray says, my mate agrees. And it's not like my mate's a Mount Druitt bogan, we come from Newtown and he ought to know better. If there's ever a good reason to deport an Aussie to the most isolated place in…

Orange you glad I did? (No worries. I'll self administer the slap to the face)

Mind you...

YEAH? Well... My dad's Datsun did a 7.98. And it's only naturally aspirated with less than a 1000hp. So there, nah nah na na nah.

Actually it was misleading of me to say that Australia accepts Iranian refugees and for that I apologise. Fact is most economic refugees at the moment are Iranian, but most of them are being held in offshore detention centres. Whether they're accepted or not is another matter.

So Raph, Americans think of the Datsun 1200 (B110, whatever, fuck you) as a 'rattly low powered commuter car'. I'm sure British view it as a normal car that's able to start on cold mornings and keep running all day without the electrics frying.

18.5 billion in debt would be a sizable debt for most countries. And this is just for ONE city.

-Freight train air-horns.

What better way to pay penance?

Hey Ford, I think you really suck for not giving the Falcon a fighting chance a few years ago (this current model was supposed to be on American shores by now).