Harden the fuck up princess! You lost the race.

"...my duty as a journalist"

Seems like one of the most perilous things to do on this planet is cross a Russian road. Or walk on a Russian sidewalk. Or drive on a Russian highway. Or park in a Russian car park. Or have anything to do with Russia and cars...

That's a great idea.

Because Japanese.

In the sexy seductress voice of Courtenay Taylor...

Goose: - Kick it in the guts Barry.

I'm an Aussie, so RWD and V8's is in my blood.

On a dedicated burnout pad at a drag strip in Sydney Australia. Wow, such a surprise.

You'll have to pretty fucking special to impress Australian burnout aficionados.

I'd like to see this done with a Alfa, but for the life of me, I simply cannot think what ever could be used to represent the grill...

"Well, folks, I've never presented a show from a mental institution before..."

Awwwee, take it away Frankie... It's the...

VW Caddy TDi, DSG, short wheelbase. A Golf based panel van with a cracking little diesel. Mine is the rarer Sportshift; larger engine on the short wheelbase. It embarrasses many cars you'd think are quicker.

If Mazda made a car that didn't look like a grinning idiot, on a RWD platform with a V8 option, or a new quad rotary... I'd let them do me.

Interesting the how fickle the English is. A simple symbol changed the meaning of a whole paragraph.

This incident occurred out of necessity. The person who threw the egg was making an omelette, but is poor couldn't afford a stove, frypan or even wood for a fire... So the Ferrari 458 is the next best thing.

Easy..

A car that was as good as it was ugly. Mazda invests a lot into eye abuse.

Now that's a good time to legally punch someone in the face.