He walks into the restaurant and the server says, “This salad was just ordered by a man.”

Spelling error undoes +1. Frowny face.

Drew only posts in CAPS

I thought the coaches, refs and cops got things under control remarkably quickly, to be honest. It could've been much worse, given the start

What’s a Gary Barnidge?

Jeez, the headline needs help. Insert “being” and it would make sense...

It’s a good thing New Orleans got a team so that the NFL could continue doing it’s good, honest work without Anti-trust worries.

I didn’t know calling a kid a nincompoop justified that level of violence

Definitely grounds for assault

The Browns had an Offensive Line Coach? Way to bury the lede, there, Tim

He wiffed on the high five, though

he wasn’t contributing as much as he was expected.

Is “hurr” the new CAPSLOCK when it comes to Talented-Writer-Shoehorns-Cliche-In-For-Style?

Why not mention 1992-2001? That era featured the birth (and Wild West phase) of the internet; stability and growth of the US economy; a US-centric unipolar geo-political stasis; and an unknowably brittle sense of security which would be irrevocably shattered by some fanatics in airplanes.

I was hoping for this:

The article presupposes people actually care about tennis, and is thus fundamentally flawed.

I submit that the Shaun the Sheep movie was one of the most impressive films of the summer as it was funny, coherent, entertaining and contained no dialog.

And if you think that’s all, well, you really haven’t been paying attention.

This hat is likely the problem.

TODD GURLEY! Holy shit, look at how fast he is! What a beast! I can’t wait for him to ****LIGAMENT AUDIBLY TEARS**** OH MY GOD HIS KNEE DIED I AM SO SAD THIS IS ALL SO SENSELESS.