Sad. I just don’t believe in love anymore

In any case, it’s not likely you’ll ever have to do this.

Some next-level double bonus kinj right there, my friend

Tecmo Bowl

No Infernal Devices?

No love for the bear handed short stop hitting the bag and then popping over the slide?

That it’s an Angels game?

Is an American Eurocopter any better than an Australasian Africopter? I only ask because I’m considering a future purchase.

Bonus points if he could in malnourished dogs and/or a Kenny Chesney concert

I’d like to see an example of stabbing and cutting, but not wounding

I’m not sure how Lucasfilm could have “responded in kind,” or do you not know what that phrase means?

Surprised nobody has praised your choice of screen cap, Brad. Van’s coke-booger is legendary.

Totally agree with your Berman/Vitale/Ley take.

Lovechild, more lile

Perfect opportunity for one of my biggest announcer pet peeves. His “back back back” call for home runs was clearly meant, initially, to refer to the outfielder unsuccessful pursuit of the home run. But he now uses it to refer to the ball in flight which makes NO SENSE WHATSOEVER. He clearly uses “back back” as his…

Bad week for Buffalo. Hasn’t been this bad since the Unions/Steel Mills suicide pact

I’m enjoying the progression of the NFL’s theme seasons. Concussions, then Domestic Violence and now Firework Saftey. What's next, colorectal cancer awareness?

And this is the most important aspect. *Only* JPP could leak this.

Sooooooooo much jargon. I have no idea what you’re talking about. Nice job keeping the curious out, I guess?

coups?