So like, this person is dead right?

Well, because nothing is 100%. Vaccines in general confers immunity to 95% - 97% of our population

This clearly flies in the face of everything that Maxxism stands for. Hell you might as well just go to Lenins & things.

I hope you are sitting down, because I have some SHOCKING information, and there is no way ANYONE would believe it.

I went to high school in my home country of Canada, and it was a public school 15 minutes away from a catholic high school. My high school was sponsored by Durex condoms, and the nurse at the school had a…

It’s good that plan B’s more readily available, but it would be even better to make long-term birth control available for all teens, as Colorado did in that trial, which showed tremendous declines in both teen births and abortions.

Bunch of AAASholes.

I have a feeling this movie is going to be a

Because I have medical issues. It's actually more common than one would think.

I Thee Dead ?

My first thought too!

The reason that people in developing countries jump at the chance at vaccinating their kids is because they either know someone who has or have buried their own children due to illnesses. They know that child death can happen to them. They know that should their children end up with a disease-related disability, any…

The collection also included shirts that say ‘Team Bride,’ ‘Mrs.’ and ‘Bride.’

Me too!

“Well, I’ve already done one, guess I’d pick the other...” and then leave him guessing which one.

Not really on topic, but where you mortified when “corn-holing” became a term for throwing beanbags into holes in wood? At my old job they had corn-holing tournaments and I just didn’t...

You should’ve sent that story in. And the next time I go to see a movie, I’m going to ask for a golden shower on my popcorn.

“I’ll have some Jizzlers, a box of Reese’s Penises, Mike an Dykes, and of course, a box of Cunts, please.”

I’d like to think that there is a BCO-worthy story of what went on backstage in that Pizza Hut that caused diners to wait over an hour for their pizzas. Sinkholes in the kitchen floor, tweaked-out line cooks wielding cleavers, dragons nesting in the mozzarella tub? I wanna know.

I feel like this could be taken as shots fired in a glorious pizza chain war that could carry on for months, if not years. You deliver a pizza to our pizza joint, so we send our employees undercover to pose as asshole customers and make ridiculous demands. They spike our water supply, so we burn down their city hall.

The movie theater story reminded me of one of my own. One time getting popcorn at a local multiplex, the (obviously new) teenage girl behind the counter asked me “Would you like a golden shower with that?” causing me to pause significantly before confirming that I would like some butter-like topping. While she was…