Pictured: kitten heels. The ones Rihanna is wearing remind me of the shoes you buy at Frederick’s of Hollywood to go with your crotchless sheer bodysuit.

So when I go out in public with only a bra, PJ bottoms and booze I get arrested but when Ri does it it’s “truly amazing.”

I second this.

Unless your favorite breweries do something strange with their cans, there should be no flavor downsides to using a can. In fact, a can protects a beer from skunking since it keeps out all light! Some green-bottled beers can benefit from slight skunking, but other than those, I go cans all the way.

I disagree. I think this is the best thing ever. She knew Cosby personally and it’s hard when you think you know someone to assume that other people talking about him is truth.

Too little, too fucking late.

“Our boyfriend...”? Go on...

are you dating an NBA player? If not, pretty sure you should break up with any man who wears basketball shorts

NO

Luckily, no one was hurt during the incident and the case is now with the seafood company’s insurance company. The company’s not commenting on the situation, but sources have reported that the accident happened during a traffic jam, and the vibrator is alleged to have been “rabbit-style.”

Is it bad that I want to see the video?

Sometimes you just need that “Oh, well this is pleasant. I like this.” story, even if it’s not of much consequence.

It only seems to make sense so it’ll be free with insurance. I wonder if it will start prescription and then become OTC. Maybe it’s the gel you have to use?

1) This is the picture Gothamist used:

To be fair, “vanilla cupcakes with vanilla frosting” is almost slang for the world’s most boring choice in any situation.

I will say one thing in venison guy’s defense- in my neck of the (literal) woods, most people’s familiarity with eating venison is limited to wild deer- either animals you’ve hunted yourself, or hit with your car. People tend to cook wild game well, either out of concern about parasites, or because they ended up with…

“EAT YOUR SHAME CREATIONS IN SOLITUDE LIKE THE REST OF US, FREAK!”*

Some of these customers really need to learn when to keep stuff private. Like raw cake batter...whip up a cake mix and eat it at home. Hell, a lot of the brownie batter doesn’t make into the pan when I bake. Want to suck straight caramel sauce out of the jar or bag? Do so at home, treat yo self. You can even find…

They’re both terrible decisions. I give the edge to medium venison guy. Putting salt and pepper on it IN FRONT OF THE CHEF? That is so so bad. It’s not even the way it was ordered that is the worst part. Salting and peppering something without even tasting it is insulting, much less covering the damned thing. My drunk…