That disembodied ear looks like a flaccid penis.

My experience has always been that women pee on the seat and men don’t (they lift it, so how could they?).

May I ask, where? This sounds awesome. In college (at Berkeley, which is notoriously hippie, so that’s why I’m curious where you are) we had a “co-ed” (for lack of a better word) floor with a unisex bathroom. We all showered, peed, and shit in it, nbd. Sounds sort of like the same concept, but our bathrooms were gross…

Wait... what? They got rid of BCO??

YOUR CAT CAN TELL TIME!!!!

Would after a few drinks.

Yeah, but then you’ll have to have ex-sex with him.

Idk, sounds like a lot of work...

I have that stupid ice cube tray. What a fucking pointless thing to own.

I have that stupid ice cube tray. What a fucking pointless thing to own.

Virtual hugs (with your consent, of course)

I’m having a sad time. I moved away from home for an internship a year ago (most of the way across the country) and, as of yesterday, am now finished with my internship (yay!) and am moving back home. The thing is that I have made a ton of really amazing friends this year and am really going to miss them. In…

It’s like taking a selfie with my cat... dangerous, but so worth it.

Never even heard of Sharknado.

Thanks for the awesome response! :)

But even if they’ve been previously vaccinated? That’s the part that’s confusing me.

I’m sorry if this is a dumb question, but... how are you at risk if you’ve been vaccinated?

God damn, haven’t they ever played Pandemic?? That shit will spread like wildfire, and then the world is fucked.

Or Olde Tyme.

I think that recommending the use of a saw to a bunch of drunk people is short-sighted.

Have you ever read The World According to Garp? Yeah, no - road head is off the table for me, too.