Swoon!

You guys, it’s Chipohlittle.

Wouldn’t that be a horrible thing to find out on Kitchenette?

I get their emails, but I have never gotten one of these emails... hmmmm... must investigate. Thanks for the tip!

The mango smell is absolutely disgusting. I hate it for that reason alone.

Wait... Birchbox lets you pick an item each month? I have never been allowed to do that, and I’ve been a subscriber for years. Tell me more!

Well, what it boils down to is this: Do you want it to be easier on her (talk to her) or on you (ghost her)?

The paper towel one really pisses me off. You got fired because a customer threw a paper towel at you?? That is bullshit.

Out of tea? YOU DO NOT RUN OUT OF TEA.

Not sure if this gif will load, but...

Those heels with that sweatshirt are a serious mindfuck for me. I can get behind the no pants thing, to a degree, but if you're going to wear a sweatshirt as a dress, don't also wear heels.

Even with those brows?

This is part of the idea behind group therapy.

That’s hilarious - yesterday my supervisor came into my office and started saying “do do” and then she (subconsciously?) rephrased it, which was somehow even FUNNIER to me.

Oh, thank god. That is absolutely horrifying.

Oh, why thank you :)

It’s Mr. Echo.

It's got balls though...

I know what a double-ended dildo is. The one in the gif clearly has balls though.

...what?