That is mesmerizing. Also... the end of the gif is weird - what is that long one?

Can’t wait for Quentin Tarantulino’s romantic comedy about the life of Eva Braun! Hopefully they get these panties for the set.

What kind of beer? Does she change it based on the seasons? Darker beers in the winter and fall, lighter beers in the summer?

You should definitely regret dropping out of GS. GS was the coolest. Easily the best part of my childhood.

Yup. Pjur Original forever. No need to read the rest.

I whole-heartedly agree. I don’t know why people keep trying to push non-acetone remover. It’s such bullshit.

That was literally all I could think when I read that one. Verbatim.

That. Is. Everything.

I want a pink dress. Like pink-pink, not blush, if at all possible. Any suggestions on designers that can do pink, besides Vera Wang (who I LOVE, btw, but maybe out of my price range)?

Have any pictures of the fascinator? I really really want one...

I had a sex dream about a co-worker (married, one of my best work friends) and then told him about it for some reason. It was awkward but I felt like I had to tell him to make it less serious. Idk. I’m so lonely (long distance relationship) and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

Hermes says, "Somebody's been leaving food around... and it's attracting owls!"

LOL at the DIY iced latte. That's almost worse than those assholes who make their own "lemonade" at restaurants! People are terrible.

....mom?

A couple of weeks ago I was really sick and was at home from work. I ordered soup and when the delivery guy came around noon the cat apparently slipped out. I thought it was weird around 2 o'clock when I hadn't seen or heard her in a while, but I didn't think too much of it. Then around 7 or 8 PM I started freaking…

That is a hilarious description. Love.

Uh, also you probably respect each other and value each other as people. Therefore more sex.

OMG THOSE NAILS WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?

The heavenly lemon sandwich cookies?

Not sure if this would work, but some of the ear muffs that they sell expand, so maybe that could work? Like they get larger when you pull on them and smaller so you can put them away. Plus they are a lot warmer, IMO, since they are made with fleece. Some thing like this: