You cut off the lamb's ears??

....Frisco, though? Really?

Totally - the Banana outlet near me is atrocious. All the stuff is stupidly expensive and cheaply(er?) made. I can get nicer stuff on clearance at a regular store, usually for cheaper.

I loooove Kate Spade!

Ha well that is maybe even a better story!

For some reason, when I was in first grade, we watched some (horrifying) video about spiders and whatnot. It talked all about the dangerous spiders like black widows and brown recluses and I developed an insane an intense fear of brown recluses because the video said that they would hide in toilet invite people in the…

The gingerbread story made me laugh...and cry. What is going on..?!

How is anything related to Friends considered news? It's been like 20 years, yo.

You should've replied to the OP with this one! (Or should of, in keeping with the thread!)

The point is that, when you tell yourself not to think of the white bear, you think of the white bear. So maybe don't try so hard not to have those thoughts? They will happen anyway. Just give them less power - they're just thoughts.

If you end up with a guy that you were hooked up with from this thread, please write about it on Jez.

LOL :)

:'-(

I don't think there's anything wrong with jackin' it, but I do find it insulting/jerky to say most other people would just join in! I mean, really, that is such a guilt-trippy way to get her to engage in sexual behaviors that she straight up was not into that night. I don't like this guy.

This made me LOL so hard. I might actually have to draw the line there, though. If a server ever does this to me, I won't tip them. That's my line.

I had this yesterday and it's the best coffee I've ever had (at Starbucks).

Well seeing him survive a heart attack will impress her!

I think if the nickname for your article of clothing is synonymous with feces then you probably shouldn't be wearing that article of clothing.

Please tell me that you knew that without having to look it up!

This is the first time I've had dental insurance for about 3 years now, and I had to have 2 cavities filled. I'm in my 20's though, but I don't think that going to the dentist for cleanings actually prevents cavities (this is a theory of mine), they just get caught and fixed sooner.