Grosssss. I do love a good back cracking, though.

What What, No, What?! (re: Tim and Helena) I didn't know they split! That's so sad. I always adored how they were together but were also separate. It was sweet and quirky (as a creepy person from the outside, anyway, obviously). I hate when celebs get divorced/split up. It makes me sad, for some reason, even though I…

I'm right there with you.

Gross. That is literally the sweetest thing I've ever had to drink. And it tasted like boxed chai :(

God damn I want to have Justin's babies. 12-year-old me would just die.

LOL I had not heard this song and that's exactly what it sounds like. WHAT IS HE SAYING?!

Who gets butt naked to bang in a parked car? That's just careless public place sexing.

I am legit crying over this shit. Stupid emotions. This is why I can't read or watch things at work!

Bonus points for the rhyme.

Can you make this a haiku?

John Green is the only acceptable host for Mental Floss. He's sort of the best.

I'm going to post this all over facebook.

Fuck. Yes. Comment of the year.

And cuter! Curse you!

So...what kind of drugs do I need to be on to understand that video/see him as a platypus? Please let me know.

They also fuck each other in their blowholes.

Damn it! I was waiting for this story to show up on Jez so I could use that exact same hashtag.

That's awesome :) I told mine that I didn't want a ring, but he ended up giving me his grandma's. It was sweet, didn't cost him anything, and I don't have to worry about diamond guilt!

I am counting everything that I do to get ready to leave the house in the morning. I don't obsessively check appliances and I don't have a security alarm.

Ok, but you said "30+ minutes to get ready," not "30+ minutes grooming yourself."