I don't understand - it takes me an hour from when I get up to when I leave in the morning. That includes showering, doing makeup, blowdrying, feeding myself and the cat, getting lunch ready, etc. It takes a while (and no, I'm not interrupted, indecisive, or disabled). Why wouldn't it?

Yeah - side-eye out your armpits!

Hey that's when mine and I are doing it too! It will have been almost 11 years for us by then but he insists for some reason on the whole shebang. I nearly called it off the day after we got engaged bc his mom was so derangedly gung ho over all the planning. June 2016 though...

That sounds like every conversation I've ever had with my cat. What an asshole.

I would literally never wake up again if I didn't have an actual obnoxious sound to wake me. It vibrates, too, though.

When I was in college (I'm 29, so I fit into the GenY group, I guess?), I was so proud of myself for sewing an old sock into the huge ass-rip in the back of my jeans. I thought I was a mother-fucking wizard. People were generally impressed, but more because they thought I was just showing off my underwear...

I think it's all because they are <140 characters and that they are mostly inane and pointless. And, for me anyway, I don't know who 75-90% of the folks are. Yet I still read, so go figure!

Yes, do share your serum recipe, please. I am big into making my own body lotions/butters and was using oils for my face for a while.

Then you have never lived!

Who the hell are you? I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Last year I was sexy Spongebob Squarepants and my fiancee was (not sexy) Patrick. It was amazing!

OH MY GOD IT'S OBVIOUSLY FAKE. It totally looks like she took one of my "nude" foot socks and sewed some stuffing into it and called it a breast.

rofl (almost literally)

I want it in pink and I want it to be my wedding dress.

This is me now, forever.

All I can think about when I read your comment is the weird way this person pronounces chameleon:

I'm a big fan of "you all," myself.

That was my face when I saw her hair. And the dress....

I think the most obvious prevention is to NOT DRUG WOMEN.

It's a mootmoot? :)