Say you have a friend named Reese.

See also: Be attractive - but effortlessly attractive. It doesn't count if you look like you're trying.

Yes! It means “Ew, gross, she can walk in them without breaking anything. Does she even care about my boner?”

it seemed that she was clean and presentable, but extremely old fashioned- honestly? i bet she was just hugely practical. i mean he calls her shoes ‘too practical.’ like is that a t h i n g

I’d put a caveat on that—talk therapy with no defined goal and end date is a scam. A good therapist will help you define goals, develop a timeline for meeting them, and frankly will push you out of the nest if things linger to the point where it’s clear they’re not helping.

The piece summarizes a decade of therapy with Greta,

Right, her joke is pointing out the awkwardness of the phrase “inside this 11-year-old girl” and clarifying that it should not interpreted as “child abuse.” It's not a child abuse joke; it's a joke about something that might sound like child abuse but isn't.

Everyone’s entitled to their interpretation of what’s funny in comedy, however, Mindy fucking NAILED IT. Maybe if George wasn’t such a fuckwit interviewer and used a better choice of words and didn’t create a solid moment of awkward silence, she wouldn’t have had to break the ice with such a FUCKING AWESOME RESPONSE.

“Chandler: Because we love kids. Love them to death. Well, not actually to death. That’s just a figure of speech. We love kids the appropriate amount... as allowed by law.”

My mom would never agree to make that promise. I love her, but she is kind of creepy sometimes.

That’s great, but then why doesn’t everyone adopt a child? Why is it the specific responsibility of couples going through infertility to do so? As someone who has worked in the system, you know more than most people how challenging it can be.

People who judge other peoples’ reproductive choices are terrible people*, so my sympathies go out to you.

“Useless fucking paper clip”: best description of a human I’ve ever read. MORE STORIES, LINDSEY.

Part of me really wanted Momager to actually smack Psycho Santa with the pizza pan.

You know how us black people love to refer to ourselves as “ethnic”

Perhaps Joey was on to something...

Blergh, the purchase button is grayed out and says “not yet”. :(

Blergh, the purchase button is grayed out and says “not yet”. :(

I’d give a shit if this site ever made my reply not gray

I’d give a shit if this site ever made my reply not gray

somewhere in the corner of the internet where they celebrate white history month, i imagine