Miley Cyrus...naked...with a pig.

My biological father doesn’t want contact, but wanted to make sure I knew I knew that I was around because they would never have thought of abortion. He said it to “comfort” me after telling me we couldn’t have contact because his family never knew and it was a huge, shameful secret (his exact words.). So, uh, thanks?

I was pro-choice before I got pregnant, but pregnancy really cemented my belief that access to free and safe abortions is one of the most important issues today. NO ONE should have to go through a pregnancy if they don’t want to. People who say “put the baby up for adoption if you don’t want it” can go fuck…

True story. My sister once raised money to save the Brazilian Rain Forest despite the fact that she’s not, in fact, a marmoset.

How much more wanted and loved they will feel when she tells them that they were chosen, that they are alive because she chose not to kill them.

Shows up as “Content Unavailable” on my device, therefore I'm left to assume that boyfriends cat is actually a ghost spirit.

...the cardboard crate the shelter attempted to put her in for transit home enraged her...

For if all the little ones don’t work.

My vagina feels fresher just looking at that.

I just like her. It is so refreshing to hear someone say “I weigh 160 pounds.” It’s something that should NOT matter at all. But, as someone who is also around that, it’s nice to hear and see that it’s normal.

Female recreational cyclists do not generally need to push their limits, race against time and increase their adrenaline when riding rough downhill trails. They just want to enjoy the time spent in nature on the bike, and their expectations on the bike are completely different from the men’s professionals’. They look…

Um, team #ALLTHEMAKEUP. As I say to my "natural makeup" loving partner: "Um, yeah you're gonna know I'm wearing makeup, and then you're gonna tell me it looks great."

Unholy Clots needs to be an all-female punk band name.

Pre 'pause? I bought Depends to wear at night. Finally stopped making the bedroom and bathroom look like a murder scene. Best sleep I ever got. Only needed about three per month. Wish I'd thought of it sooner.

Plus, I have to change the underwear as often as a tampon/pad? Uh, that doesn’t sound at all convenient. And then, what am I doing with this pair I took off? 0/10

If you think about it, any story about food is the beginning of a poop story.

The word lotion has lost all meaning to me now.

Also from the AFA’s dumbass petition:

I cannot deal with jealously shit. At all. And someone’s number is their business and no one else. I’d probably tell an ex my number if there wasn’t a part of me that no matter how great the guy is that he would secretly (or not so secretly) judge me. I’d never judge anyone on their number. I don’t care if it’s 1 or…