I'd like to believe it was some sort of rom-com reality-show situation instead, though I know you're probably right.

And you are my college roommate?

Ok, I had to stop reading after the first paragraph because I just watched the first episode like an hour ago, but I am stoked! It seems like a really fun show and I am excited to keep watching it - and then I will read the rest of this article :)

You forgot oil pulling!

LOL, my thoughts exactly. But I looked it up (before seeing your comment) and came up with what spenguin said.

I just went down some horrible Kevin Bacon wormhole.

As I was reading this I thought, "Man, I hope that Amy Poehler gets rated #1" and then I was disappointed. But yes to Tim Meadows being strangely hot.

I want to star this, but it is just so fucking horrible, I cannot. I'm totally on board with torturing Drew, but not at your expense. Virtual hug!

Omg this made me cry :)

They definitely sell those at Good Vibes...

Shit. I had no idea that No Doubt was that old. I remember when they were a Big Deal in 1996. I was in 6th grade and that was the first CD AND (...wait for it...) cassette tape that I ever bought (one of the last cassettes I bought, too, come to think of it). Tragic Kingdom was my jam.

It's true - someone asked me to spell my name today - Amanda - and I damn near smacked him. Just tell me you didn't hear me, for fuck's sake. You sound like a moron if you can't spell Amanda.

What? Kieran is a cool name. Go with that!

I've somewhat recently realized that I have an intolerance to cabbage. I've never done an elimination diet, though. It sounds really difficult! Particularly considering how much I love dairy, wheat, and eggs. I'm not sure I would want to live anymore if I couldn't have cheese or eggs or bread.

I've somewhat recently realized that I have an intolerance to cabbage. I've never done an elimination diet, though. It sounds really difficult! Particularly considering how much I love dairy, wheat, and eggs. I'm not sure I would want to live anymore if I couldn't have cheese or eggs or bread.

I was 10. I had a really horrible teacher who made me cry. So that will probably happen again (I am in grad school, so it's possible).

All hail Zorp!

haha hahaha hahahaha YES

not including this is the hugest oversight of any list ever made.

We call it an uncut cock.