This is going to be EPIC. I already know which one will win (lose?) though~

Metaphorically.

This reeks of sensationalism.

Rice in peace? More like REST in peace! Ha! See what I did there?

Mine's not on here. Does that mean mine is not evil, or just less so? OR it's so evil that its name cannot be printed.

I wonder if you could use Siri to dispose of a baby...

We tried to use Siri to find out what a zombie vampire would be like, with no results. It was very disappointing. A fun toy? Yes. As useful or easy as googling something? No.

She probably doesn't have reservations about the relationship—she is just in love with you. DUH.

SHUT UP, DAWN!!!

This is easily the best advice ever. LOL some of these stories on this thread... man, I am glad I'm not the one going under...

I have found the same to be true of Express tights. I haven't bought any new tights in a couple of years probably. They have some really fun patterns and colors and different styles. Love.

So much what I was going to post. Jimmy Brooks is not a rapper. He is an adorable wheelchair-bound Canadian high school student.

I'm not sure I understand the qualifiers on this week's grades. Like, how is semen residue better than a sweat stain, for instance? Who knows!

50 years?! That is really not very long at all... Regardless, this story is really amazing.

Made her throw it out?! Man, that guy would be out with the trash, not my vibe!

I'm sorry that happened to you. It's really not ok.

Yeah, leave her alone! The plastic surgeon who botched her surgery should be the one under scrutiny—not her!

Or go as 3-hole-punch Jim. Then it's really a costume! Wee!

Go as Hansel from Zoolander!!!

I was just thinking the same thing!!! I think it's the eyebrows.