Some of these are really good—others, not so much. Either way, it is pretty funny.

Totally! That's why I clicked on it!

LOL that is certainly something I am going to Google now ;)

SATeating?! That sounds like kids are eating the SATs... weird. Anyway, this article reminds me of that really bad movie called The Perfect Score (or something?) where the kids get the SAT answers. LOL

I find it hard to believe that she really wrote those things or that it wasn't heavily edited, like when you read those "most mortifying stories" in lady mags where the language is always the same and sounds very forced.

Let's not talk about loans. It makes my world implode upon itself. What kind of a country would make it cost-prohibiitive to get a higher education? How does it make sense that having too much education could be a thing? I just can't even. No. Make it go away :(

Or you could just live in my building. We have never gotten a single trick-or-treater (and I've lived there for 4 years or so), even though I always buy the best candy to give out.

I don't know many people who would want to see LiLo naked at this point. She is such a mess, it just seems sad and wrong.

Oh, honey, no.

My friend was looking at a video of a baby, to which I responded "oh, baby wombat so much cuter!!" and proceeded to watch this video on my computer. Cute!

You could get a green coat and wear that over the leggings :)

2003?! That is awesome, I had no idea that they've been around for that long!

I'd love to see a penguin (in a top hat) singing karaoke to an audience of random animals. Probably too complicated though.

The Turbie Twist definitely should have a loop on the back—it's how they stay on! I actually prefer the elastic loop to the button—but that is the only thing I prefer about the Turbie Twist brand head towel. I assume your microfiber one is the same as mine (what with the button, but I don't know because I got it as a…

Doesn't it get all wet if used in lieu of a shower cap...?

I got mine from Ross and it was even cheaper!!! I also have one that is microfiber that my partner's parents gave me an x-mas or two ago and I prefer that one because 1) it has lasted much longer (the turbie twist brand ones are a pretty cheap material that has gotten all frayed and weird), 2) it seems more absorbent,…

I have had plans to be Leela from Futurama for probably 6 months now. But in the episode when she has two eyes.

"up to here"

There are un-reuseable ones that are way smoother under shirts if you want to wear something a little less... forgiving? For lack of a better word... with little nipple petals. Of course those aren't reusable, but they are still very nice, imo. I have used both but yeah the silicone ones do last forever, so they are…

Coconut oil is supposed to be great for hair. And... it is so delicious.