The image I have for "bits of iron" is wonderful. Thank you for that!

Oh god, not the peppermint! It makes my nips burn! They BURN—like... now it's your turn to come up with a fun metaphor for me!

Jinxie cat, Jinxie cat, where are you? I love you.

Would she come to you if you called her, though?

That story should be one of these stories!

Haha yeah Jerry never wins—but apparently he has the hugest dick...I think most men would consider that a win.

I use the Body Shop deodorants—they seem to work all right and smell nice, IMO.

No TV and no beer make Homer go something something :) I really hope that was what you were referencing! Hehe

I love Megan Mullally's dress. In fact, all the Parks and Rec ladies look amazing! And—I can't believe I am going to say this—I really like Kelly Osbourne's dress. It is fabulous.

Just the idea of this is giving me waves of anxiety.

Yes, yes I was joking.

I don't like bananas much either—I feel like they overpower the smoothie. I also love to add green powder and acai, but obviously you can throw any fruit you want in! Frozen fruits are great, too—and cheap :)

Right? I feel like this article is just one big "DUH"

Breast milk is not vegan. DUH

Heh. Me too.

How do we know it's not just some note some dude on eBay made to make a lot of money? And, really, who is going to pay that much for a "take out the trash" note?

Primer makes a huge difference for a couple of reasons: it increases color payoff, so your shadow lasts longer in the case and it makes your shadow last longer on your face. I also highly recommend the MAC paint pots, although now they have a real primer, which I have but haven't used yet. I have used both Smashbox…

It's a seagull, though, so you can't feel too bad for it. (Seagulls are evil, in case you didn't know.)

Assuming that they even arrest him...

First off, let me say that I am sorry that you have had to deal with these things. That is not only not fair, but it's also not right. People deserve to feel safe. Now for my two cents: