I think that mustard dress ate Marissa Tomei's necklace!

Can't we all just say "shit" and get along?

Seriously!

YES. I thought I was the only one. Phew.

Ok, I really do think she looks very cute. It would be ridiculous in any other situation, but being that she is promoting The Smurf (which looks TERRIBLE, btw) it seems appropriate and adorable. But it is just so short. The shoes are a really adorable touch as well.

Yeah, also—even if you do plan to give birth at some point—you shouldn't be giving birth to *every single man you date's* child. Rendering her point moot.

You took your ex to a dinner in celebration of your 2-year breakup? Now that is progressive!

No means NO, asshole. Fucking asshole. I don't even see how... WTF

Rape is rape. Don't be ashamed—it is good to admit it and will hopefully help you deal with the effects that this experience has had on you. I am sorry that you had to go through it, and telling your story to other women is an important part of the healing process. Thank you for sharing.

She probably does chew sugar-free stuff, but she exercised a lot and drank a ton of water and ate a lot of vegetables, so maybe that helped?

One of my college roommates used to (and probably still does) chew gum like a chain-smoker smokes cigarettes. She would go to 7-11 like every day and buy 5 or 6 packs of gum. I bet she could get on this show...

Very good point.

All women who were overweight, too? No men. Somehow that irritates me more (which is surprising because I was already pretty freaking irritated).

Well said, and I couldn't agree more.

I don't get it. Her son is 18 years old. How is this controversial?

Why are they including non-alcoholic beverages on this list? Also, I believe that, if you don't like whatever beverage you're drinking, then it really doesn't matter if it has fewer calories because you won't drink it.

I am disappointed that the west coast chart doesn't have pictures on it. Reading is so boring.

Evolution is not a theory. Natural selection is a theory. Ugh.

Dammit, Jezebel, you made me vomit all over my keyboard.

Ack. I thought underwires were plastic these days, anyway. Not cool, bathing suit makers, not cool.