Because I do not want to even acknowledge the horrid advice being spewed or I may explode in a rage-filled haze:

This made me LOL because I think it is probably what it actually means. I bought a bottle of Kirkland champagne, though, and it was actually pretty good, so...

haha that's very cute.

Maybe she missed every other type of therapy since Freud? The way she talks about psychotherapy really irks me. The ethical implications of this.... my mind boggles. And I don't know where she's practicing, but I imagine practicing without a license is not legal there either?

This really resounds with me.

Ahhhh torture!

They probably have more size 6 shoes because most people wear shoes approx that size. Most people are not a size 10, nor a size 5. So more shoes are made in that size, more exist in the world, and more wind up in thrift stores.

I don't think that masturbating in a park necessarily means that you want to have sex with kids. Not that I think it's cool or anything, but... wait, why was I saying this?

LOL. Oh, man. How do I heart you?

Shouldn't there be some sort of latch so that anyone stuck inside can open it? Like in a restaurant freezer.

Right. I'd think this would only be relevant for someone with a suppressed immune system. Otherwise, eat all the floor food you desire!

That is pretty intense. Was that the last of it in the carton?

This is only true if you're paranoid. Otherwise, it's fine. Especially if you dropped said food on your own floor.

Interesting! Is that true for foods with saffron?

Thanks a lot, rub it in my face.

I hate you. Now I need a box of Thin Mints. Right. Now.

Them being married has got to be comedic gold.

Me too. I was going to post that, but figured I could commiserate with someone else in the comments. That's you!

Just FYI, it was really cold yesterday. At least by LA standards. I am so cold looking at these lovely ladies. I certainly do not love looking hot enough to be cold, though.

Ok, except that SXSW is an abbreviation and not what the actual event is called. So I don't agree.