@ifoughtthelaw: The gay guys that she finds for the gay millionaires are always super hot!

I feel like you left out my favorites, most notably:

@ShogunSquirrel: Ohmygod, why is there no picture? :(

If I could make up some witty cheer for her, I would. I will be wishing her well, and I hope she receives justice because that shit ain't right.

@WaffleCopter: Better that than having all sorts o' babies, though.

@fortheloveof38: But yes, this article does seem a little... lacking. Like the other ones have all been pretty great. Where are all of the fun things?!

Sephora gift card. /swoon

@Orora: I have the wooden ones—the weird psychedelic ones. I don't know why he chose those ones for me, but I like wooden needles best so oh well.

When will there be youtube videos that show you how to make your hair look like that?

@YomikoReadman: OMG for real! That is where I had been for a while, and buying new needles for every. new. project. is really annoying.

@MotherChucker: Ooh! Me too! I am knitting a sweater, and it will be done by 2020.

@badtypo: No, I've never had that problem, but I've had them for less than a year.

So cool! Now *I* want to be the Black Swan!

Interchangeable knitting needles are better. My bf gave me a set for my birthday (I think?) and they are awesome! They come with a bunch of sizes and you screw them onto the cable so you can make a circular needle or two needles. They are a little pricey, I think he got them on some sale they had, though:

@Ninja Robot Pirate: Just added this movie to my queue.

@RubyStar: How did I not notice this?!

@Rubbish_beard I heart Doctor Who: Where does it say how much the tat was?

@MargaretMoony: Couldn't have said it better myself!

@Baberaham Lincoln: LOL you should write that and send it to SNL

Do people really still watch SNL?