@Miss Suka: Well you're ending high school, but beginning your life.

@lalie (apologetic mess): Ok, I totally thought it meant that, still. So I read your comment and then looked it up, and it does not! Who knew?!

I'm guessing this doesn't include Urban Dictionary, which may, in fact, include Jersey Shore-related phrases...

Aww the video was already pulled :(

@jenawithonen: Oh, I love their lip balm, but you have to reapply it like 100 times a day for it to work.

@fortheloveof38: Also this reminds me of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, the guy who can't feel pain. Anyone else?

I think this would make skydiving and roller coasters less awesome. Or bungee-jumping and whatnot.

Cloudy, cloudy, cloudy. :-(

Why do I not have baby lion cubs?!

I'm guessing the ex-DMV employee will be the one going to hell.

@Mary Ratliff: Yeah, I always do that. I'm too lazy to put something back but I don't think I'm a big enough asshole to just leave it somewhere. And if I knock something off a shelf (or rack, or what have you), I put it back.

I had that hand cream once, it was all greasy and gross. I would not recommend it.

Is this all American books, all books published in English, or all books, roughly translated?

@randomnessish: [gofugyourself.com]

@mannequin: She does! I thought the same thing.

I love the teenage mutant ninja Santa one! They all look so happy in it, and what's better than a green Santa?

Ok, I think "fun tunnel" should also be labeled with a "place to put a penis" dot.

haha my bf and I always neck-chop each other (I don't know why). It does not feel good, and is pretty solid advice.

@Nico Coer: Call...even more often? Visit them (although I assume you live far away)? Ooh! email?

@PhillyLass: Yeah, and who publishes this shit?! I mean, come on!