@Coca_Colo: Why are you boycotting Jezebel?

@ChoirGrrl: Or maybe they'll break up.

@HelloKitty: Guess so. Those weapons are pretty badass.

"My partner is making it harder on me."

I have never had fruitcake. I have never even seen a fruitcake. I just don't get it. It can't be that bad, can it?

@angelina jolie-laide is a mavericky bish AGAIN: Yeah, it was expensive but it (a) is rechargeable so no cost on batteries, (b) is super quiet so it's not a mood-killer, and (c) it runs like a champ. Totally worth the money, imo.

Hey! I have one of those vibrators! Good times. Who needs a man?

@Thus Spake Kate is effulgent.: The people on the left have more exaggerated "masculine" features, like a thicker brow and closer-together eyes. I think they are the ones who want to hit it and quit it because, one would assume, that they have more testosterone or whatever.

@nessunolosa: What about the women who are on triphasic birth controls?

@nessunolosa: That must be why I like sniffing my bf's armpits. He doesn't like it, though.

@CassandraSays: Well, supposedly facial symmetry is a pretty universal beauty standard.

That is all.

I just wish I was in a grad program 2 years from now and not right now...

@whitekidinflatbush: Yes, I have hypersomnia, I swear!

@quagmire: LOL yes, sudoku is definitely something fun to do in the bathroom :)

@TheUnicornQueen: Seriously. I was thinking the same thing. Too bad the fact that this guy is a good guy with a fake smugness kinda detracts from the amusement of the meme for me.

@itslikethathuh: Now SMIZE!

Taking bets: How many used condoms will they clean up before they quit?

@amowls: VULVAS

@GREGORYABUTLER10031: I absolutely love you.