@Little Bumble Bee: One day I'll get my Star!: Brilliant.

@Kitschy: I think season 6 is one of the best seasons. That and season 4.

@strawberrywine: I had the smaller one shaped like a dolphin. Twice, actually—they don't last terribly long.

@ElviraGooch: What about the ex-husbands? Would you cut them?

@MySandwich: mmmm yes, there is something alluring about 12-year-old boys.....

Went from Mean Girls 2 to this. Hm....

@theorgasmingnun: Mean Girls will always be relevant.

@nobodyr: But... isn't being gay in and of itself wrong?

I totally googled it to see if that was what the book was really called.

One thing that totally turns me off is that overwrought sexyface that female porn stars so often use. Ok, we get it, you want him/her, but please, please don't make that face.

Does it make me a bad person that I am insanely jealous of the people in the audience? I would trade lives with one of y'all. Like for serious.

@CassandraSays: I've never set off a metal detector and I only wear underwire bras. I also always wear my watch and a necklace through. Just make sure you take off your belt.

Ok, so now let's work on getting more women into managerial positions.

@BytheSea: Heart you so hard.

@StarControl: Dude, that is how it should work in any office. You get raises as you go along, so someone who has been working there longer should be making more.

@monaxia: Yes, it was fabulous. Glad it made you LOL-apalooza! haha

@tokyogirl: Yes, I am here to amuse and entertain. Glad you loved my story!

Ever wanted to induce a heart attack? Try our "Dieci"— you will DIE for it!

Ok, ok here is a good one:

@Lauren_Belle: LMAO I always feel guilty about this one, too, but she never seems to mind. So meh.