Um I'm sorry, but is taking off your underwear really that complicated? Like complicated enough to warrant magnets??

They named it Alex Mac. Hilarious. They killed it. Depressing. Obv nuclear waste is bad for all, but... poor bunny.

@Mystiria: LOL yes, and now I am imagining a guy whacking off. Thanks ;)

@bindle: Right, that is why I though you might've been :)

@fortheloveof38: Also I desperately need a baby (otter)

So cute it made me cry.

@fortheloveof38: That or start taking a progestin-only pill. I have been one one for over a year and haven't had a single period, and yes I do take the placebos.

@peaceful.pancake: The Diva Cup (which, IMO is the best out there) is a little silicone cup that you use to catch menstrual blood. You insert it like a tampon more or less and then pull it out and dump it into the toilet after 12 hours (ish), wash it out, and put it back in. It is super comfortable, lasts forever, and…

@bindle: Oh man, were you one of the grossest stories people??

@hellollama: They never ask you for a hand?

@JaneGalaxy: Haha I used Instead like.... twice? And I had to get my then bf to pull the damn thing out b/c I couldn't get it out myself. NEVER AGAIN. LOL :)

@fatmonalisa: I tried the "Instead" ones and hated them. The Diva Cup is pricier but lasts forever and is a *LOT* easier to insert and remove. But if you're set on tampons, consider using the Playtex Gentle Glide—they have rounded-tip cardboard applicators.

@sakura_latte: Diva Cup: Leave it in all day. You only need to dump it out when you wake up and before you go to bed.

@chaelyc: When I used to use tampons, I used the Playtex ones with the rounded cardboard applicator. Never the Tampax. I never got that either, it was like stabbing yourself in your poor labia when you were already period sore and bitchy. Really, come on. But now I will say: Diva Cup all the way!

Hey Lady, go for a Diva Cup. You won't regret it, once you figure the thing out. Promise.

I love this show. I love all crappy shows. I miss cable.

@Lindsay Funke (is LVeg in Disguise): For real. Note to children: If an adult tells you not to tell anyone about something, the first thing you should do is tell another adult about it.

@annetaylor: Yes, what happened to the gavel and whatnot?

@BytheSea: Oh I have! Nicest, sweetest, feminist chick who was totally awesome! They do exist ;)

@RaisinGirl.OfficeGirl is late to the debate: Sounds like you have some great friends who love you lots.