She (and all of you Jezzies who have overcome/are overcoming eating disorders) is so fierce, like a fire-breathing razorback fawn.

@mosaiclobster: Yeah I've never been on a date, really, and I've had 3 serious LTRs. I mean these things just sorta happen naturally when you are younger, I think... It was always like "oh we're hanging out" "oh I like you" "oh we're making out" "oh we're a couple". Sorta strange, but it that's how it always works…

@zeusdidit: Unless you're in the middle of the woods... all alone... and no one can hear you scream....

@midwesternmom: Yeah, um why would you post such a teasingly interesting comment?! Spill!

@robert.heffern: I can't believe that you criticize the author's writing and attempts at reducing heterosexism and then, in the following paragraph, you say, "As I guy" instead of "As a guy". That is just comical.

@clarient: I think you are missing teh point. Bacon /nomnomnom

Positively cringe-worthy. That shit ain't right :-/

@Egoscarfed: You don't recognize Mk & Ashley Olsen???

@KrystaIInTheSkyWithDiamonds: Representing Unit 2—I lived there back when they were building those nice new towers is when I lived there. Freshman year ONLY. Construction all the time. Fortunately, I was on the outside (street side). Unfortunately, I was in a triple.

@Sunshineyness: Well, you know, feminism is the root of all evil....duh.

@mjlmcd: Your mom is a rockstar!

@hatepaperdoll: Seriously, laughed out loud.

Gah I am so pissed that I moved and didn't get to vote for her :((((

A real clear progression of things shooting out of your boobs. Whipped cream — fireworks — ? We'll look forward to the next thing. Why not?

Kids are weird. That's their point.

Bravo, all. Very creative!

Purr: for the crazy cat lady within.

I think the fact that you can be within 500 yards of an A&F and know it long before you ever see it really is an environmental hazard.

@merlinthewitch: Yep, ok, done reading the comments now. Thank you.

@ajlien03: Ok, I think that is close enough to what I mean that I will take it!