The Witcher books scratch the GoT itch somewhat, I think.

As one who made it to book four before being bored out of the written version of the series, this season was pretty much one long, explosive orgasm.

I am going to laugh if this game finally comes out and turns out to be a disappointing, dated mess. Are we sure this isn’t Duke Nukem Forever all over again?

As opposed to endlessly repeated gaming-inspired internet memes? Originality is dead.

streamed for free on the internet, heck yes.

Now THIS is my kind of humor.

Sigh...gamer humor.

Finally, in 2016, we have a video game for the long under-represented “rich-white-guy-in-suit” class. What a time to be alive.

So, it’s basically The Witcher 3 with a Zelda skin and a dash of Skyrim mods thrown in?

You seriously couldn’t take ten minutes to edit the closed captioning transcript into something legible? Jesus.

Wait. There were people who watched the trailer and actually thought this movie would be good??

Too bad Microsoft fucked up so badly with the XBone this gen and pushed me to PS4. No way am I reactiviting my Live subscription just for this. Love DS1 though.

I can’t quite explain it, but I feel a huge sense of relief that I never got pulled into this game.

I’d much rather have physical Gwent cards than digital.

She said “competent developer.”

Did I just miss it or can you not buy alchemy components on the alchemy menu like you can crafting components on the crafting menu? Why on earth would they do one and not the other when the two systems are functionally identical?

I make more than the threshold. Barely.

Interesting choice for the main photo. I can’t help but think the x-wing one is the least interesting of the bunch. The landscapes are lovely.

I don’t think I have ever loathed a video game activity more than the kidnapping missions in Syndicate. Just tedious fucking bullshit of the worst kind. Maybe it’s because I was alternating between that game and sessions of The Witcher 3, but I found Syndicate to be one of the least entertaining games I’ve played in…

Still not as bad as the main menu theme from dragon’s dogma. *shudder*