Lalaroo
Lalaroo
Lalaroo

Phillip’s family had long since abdicated and his side of the family were basically seens as paupers to the royal family. He wasn’t really royalty in any meaningful way. Hardly a strong match with foriegn royalty.

Markle had prepared a lunch of organic greens, a crusty bread to be dipped in olive oil, and pasta tossed with chilies bought from “a little place called Terroni, which they have in L.A. and in Toronto. They’re really hot, but if you’re good with heat, then I think they’re going to be your new favorite thing . . .

Yes, she has at the very minimum, just by glancing: concealer, eyeshadow, highlighter, contouring, her eyebrows are done, lipstick, eyeliner and mascara. It takes a lot of makeup to get that no makeup look.

I really think the Queen is way beyond caring about who marries whom especially when those involved aren’t that close in line to the throne. Allowing Charles to marry Camilla was really the end of heavy hands in marriage dealing.

“Single Female Layer, fighting for her client. Wearing sexy miniskirts and being self reliant!”

And another thing is that the Emperor of Japan is the High Priest of Shintoism (a lot of historians describe the role of the Japanese Emperor as closer to that of a pope than a king). Which means that a) I doubt too many Western Aristocrats are willing to convert to Shintoism, and b) it’s kinda doubtful if a Western

Regardless of what others are saying, I’m sure you had a C-section because it was best. I get angry when people judge others based on factors they don’t know. I had my first through a vaginal delivery. Worst thing ever. My main doctor was on vacation when I went into labor, so I got some loser. Turned out the baby was

Breech baby deliveries can be very dangerous, which is why csections are typically mandatory unless they can flip the baby prior to delivery. In my case, it was because the cord was wrapped around my baby’s neck. Had I tried to deliver her vaginally, they’d likely have had to do an emergency csection anyway to save

I think marrying a foreigner sounds worse to Japanese than marrying a commoner.

came here to say this. she must really freaking love having children (who are biologically hers) because if I were her and I had already done what was “expected” of me, I’d be like “lol done with babies now. only cats from here on out.”

She’s already got an heir and a spare so she’s done her duty. I doubt she’s been pressured into more.

It’s been a while, but I believe that the post-WWII Japanese government abolished all aristocracy in Japan except for the direct imperial family. So literally the only way a royal female can marry a not-commoner is to commit incest.

I’m really surprised she is having another baby. HG is fucking horrific.

I read your statement as: “I never liked kids. I had my own kids and I liked some of them, but not all.”

The astounding thing is that it does actually end up being shade. Addressed to anyone else, it is a reminder of the heavy responsibilities that come with the office. Addressed to Donny, it’s basically telling him not to fuck up the foundations of the country.

Hopefully it’ll be something quick, like:

I imagine that this particular paragraph grated on Donny somewhat:

He won’t write a letter; he’ll just tweet.

Considering he thinks everyone, from hurricane survivors to boy scouts, is coming out to rally for him, I think we can safely assume he thinks he is the sun around which Obama orbits. There are no traditions, only things he just thought up.

How great would it be if the first letter of each paragraph spelled out F-U-C-K-Y-O-U?