Lalaroo
Lalaroo
Lalaroo

They don’t put you under anesthesia while you’re just getting cleanings - that’s only for pretty serious surgeries. You’ll be fine.

Ugh. Sounds like Dear Zachary.

I think it comes from the Korean words for certain nationalities - hanguk means Korean, miguk means American, yeongguk means English, etc.

I just can’t square this:

Ugh, the having kids part is so hard. TBH, one of my parents has some pretty serious mental illnesses, and they have been passed on to us kids in varying degrees of severity and form. I would never, never tell them this, but sometimes I do think it was really selfish to have kids knowing we could suffer like they did.

And to not be allowed to talk about your mom! That’s just incredibly cruel. Her siblings and half-siblings need to stfu on that.

So much hand movements and straining faces! So earnest!

Any explanations as to why the polls got it so wrong?

That’s fine, but this one has a button where YOUR PET CAN CALL YOU!

That’s fine, but this one has a button where YOUR PET CAN CALL YOU!

Ummm, is this true? No, this is a joke. I don’t get it. Is this a joke? I’m confused. I literally just looked up Madeleine’s LinkedIn profile to see if this might be true. It isn’t true, right? I’m so confused.

You should try peeing in the toilet, it’s much cleaner.

Texas bama, actually.

Yeah, compare this to Beyonce’s video for All Night and it really shows. Beyonce’s video had all kinds of diversity - age, race, orientation, Hollywood beautiful and not. It is awesome and made me smile. This video was boring pretty people being thrilled with how pretty they are.

Nah. If the other woman knows he’s married, she’s trash too.

Also, that whole poem about wearing her skin, her hair, her teeth - becoming “her” for him, taking a picture of “the three of you” - his perfect girl. And then Ash Wednesday is about a woman who got full-body plastic surgery to keep her man? Seems a bit too perfect...

So, is Jezebel going to cover Obama’s scolding of Black Lives Matter? I feel like there was a lot about Bill Clinton’s argument with protestors, but somehow when Obama makes some criticisms there’s silence. Seems weird...